Hose Water Pocket Tee - Dusty Teal
Introducing the new Hose Water Collection! So good, it should be illegal. This unisex, garment dyed pocket tee is made with 100% ring spun cotton and comes preshrunk.
Hose Water, you just can't help yourself.
Satisfaction guaranteed, free returns, and as always a portion of the proceeds benefits the Save the Manatee Club.
Hose Water Pocket Tee - Dusty Teal
• Satisfaction guaranteed
• Free & easy returns
• Portion of the proceeds benefits the Save the Manatee Club.
3x increase in compliments from family, friends, and strangers at the bar
Is Fat Boy Surf Club only for men?
Quite contrary, in fact! Fat Boy Surf Club is undeniably for both galz and guys. The Fat Boy state of mind is a blissful, don't-take-yourself-too-seriously, adventure-seeking way of life. It shouldn't be confined by any single body type or gender. Thicc personalities welcome!
What if I am not Fat?
Congrats Misses or Mister hard body… Whoopty frick'n do you’re jacked… congrats on that one! We here are a body positive club, it’s 2020, read a book. However, get at us if you have a Thicc personality, but you can keep your Keto diet and rock hard, not even cool six pack to yourself, or go post a shirtless pic on whatever dating app your using. We don’t care, we love everyone who eats good!
Will these shirts help me to get laid?
Well, well, well... now you are asking the right questions. We are going through the final phase of clinical trials on the shirts currently. However, as of right now, our strictly non-medically verified and unqualified opinion is… Absolutely, these shirts will get you laid. Like a lot, like a lot a lot. Don’t believe us? Just listen to the testimonials:
“Before I joined this athletic club for heftier boys, I was just a lame hardo drinking protein shakes and working out in the gym 4 hrs a day. Once I joined FBSC I got a Thicc personality and I’m getting laid at least 3 times a year”
- Former Hard Body Hardo
Shipping & Returns
When will I receive my Fat Boy Surf Club gear?
We offer free shipping on all orders of $100 or more. We ship every Wednesday using standard shipping, usually 7-10 business days (unless otherwise stated on the product page), but please allow 1-2 extra business days if the surf is pumping. We are also happy to provide free local delivery on our company scooter or local pickup.
If you just can't wait for your FBSC gear (trust us, we understand), we can offer expedited shipping. Expedited shipping should arrive within 1-2 business days (unless unavailable for specific products).
What if I don't want my Fat Boy Surf Club gear?
How could you want a refund of the softest shirt you'll ever own?? Think of the Manatees!!
If you aren't happy with your order, just tell us and we will replace it, no questions asked! We want everyone in the Fat Boy Surf Club to be happy with their purchase and committed to the Fat Boy mindset/lifestyle.
You can find more information on our FAQ page!
How do I return my purchase?
To start a return, you can contact us at email@example.com. We’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Please don't send items back to us without first requesting a return.
*Only exception - we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.
You can always contact us for any return question at firstname.lastname@example.org.
At Fat Boy Surf Club, we believe that surfing is for everyone. It does not matter if you are a boy, girl, skinny, or fat. Being a Fat Boy is a mindset - so we don’t even care if you don’t surf, as long as you like to have fun and don’t take yourself too seriously, we’ve got room for you in the club.