Is Fat Boy Surf Club only for men?
Quite contrary, in fact! Fat Boy Surf Club is undeniably for both galz and guys. The Fat Boy state of mind is a blissful, don't-take-yourself-too-seriously, adventure-seeking way of life. It shouldn't be confined by any single body type or gender. Thicc personalities welcome!
What if I am not Fat?
Congrats Misses or Mister hard body… Whoopty frick'n do you’re jacked… congrats on that one! We here are a body positive club, it’s 2020, read a book. However, get at us if you have a Thicc personality, but you can keep your Keto diet and rock hard, not even cool six pack to yourself, or go post a shirtless pic on whatever dating app your using. We don’t care, we love everyone who eats good!
Will these shirts help me to get laid?
Well, well, well... now you are asking the right questions. We are going through the final phase of clinical trials on the shirts currently. However, as of right now, our strictly non-medically verified and unqualified opinion is… Absolutely, these shirts will get you laid. Like a lot, like a lot a lot. Don’t believe us? Just listen to the testimonials:
“Before I joined this athletic club for heftier boys, I was just a lame hardo drinking protein shakes and working out in the gym 4 hrs a day. Once I joined FBSC I got a Thicc personality and I’m getting laid at least 3 times a year”
- Former Hard Body Hardo
When will I receive my Fat Boy Surf Club gear?
We offer free shipping on all orders of $100 or more. We ship every Wednesday using standard shipping, usually 7-10 business days (unless otherwise stated on the product page), but please allow 1-2 extra business days if the surf is pumping. We are also happy to provide free local delivery on our company scooter or local pickup.
Do you offer express shipping?
If you just can't wait for your FBSC gear (trust us, we understand), we can offer expedited shipping. Expedited shipping should arrive within 1-2 business days (unless unavailable for specific products).
What if I don't want my Fat Boy Surf Club gear?
How could you want a refund of the softest shirt you'll ever own?? Think of the Manatees!!
If you aren't happy with your order, just tell us and we will replace it, no questions asked! We want everyone in the Fat Boy Surf Club to be happy with their purchase and committed to the Fat Boy mindset/lifestyle.
How do I make a return?
To start a return, you can contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org. We’ll send you a prepaid return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Please don't send items back to us without first requesting a return.
*Only exception - we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.